When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.

The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien starts tonight.

I think the technical term for this is booyah.

I love it when the first of the month falls on a Monday. It just feels so right, y'know? This whole month feels like it's shaping up to be a good one. Happy June, my love angels!

In other news, Tina Fey and I ate at the same restaurant the other day. Not at the same time, though. You know what sucks? When you're looking at ONTD and there are pictures of your hero seeing a movie and grabbing a cheeseburger with her adorable family and being all "Um, I just had a turkey burger there this afternoon and all I saw was a hot guy in a Red Sox hat being a douche to the waitress." That is essentially the essence of an FML moment. FML.

This blog entry needs some pointless eye candy. Here we go:


Seth Meyers leaving Letterman in January (Hi, Linda.)

Zachary Quinto


Paul Rudd

And, okay, why not? Jon Hamm and Tina Fey filming 30 Rock earlier this year.

Le sigh.

(PS. Will someone make me stop listening to the Pussycat Dolls? This can't be good for me. My brain is slowly atrophying and turning into mush, like in those Hulu commercials. But it's oh so catchy!)